Student lender Sallie Mae increased 4Q profits a better-than-expected 45%. How you doin’? [WSJ]
Got a sick student loan? (And by “sick,” I don’t mean “a good deal.”) Frustrate your creditors…with 9 consecutive on time payments? [SFGate]
Unemployed literature professor wants Obama to announce temporary amnesty on student loan interest. And I want a unicorn to deliver my mail, but some things just aren’t going to happen. [Yahoo News]
Russian spy confesses he did it to pay off student loans. [The Telegraph]
Closing of Pittsburgh’s Le Cordon Bleu to “devastate” city restaurant scene. (The school “bleu” through $6.5 million in student loans annually.) [Pittsburgh Post-Gazette]
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